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Whats it like to live on a boat?

Now that Im officially off the boat, here is my compiled list of boat living: 1) You have to coordinate your pooping schedule. Gotta poop when you wake up? Well, you gotta wait till you either dingy into town or get to work. Butt cheek clenching is a daily normalcy. 2) You feel like you're on the boat even when you're not. Sitting down is hard sometimes cause your still waving back and forth in your seat. 3) Thinking of wearing a skirt? Probably not the best idea when you're going to be getting in and out of a dingy. You're going to flash someone… 4) Water is a luxury. Because you've got to put the water on the boat somehow, using water for things like washing your face and showering just doesn't happen. Washing hands is rare cause you've gotta turn on the water on in the back of the boat and in the middle of the night, you're just not going to do that… 5) Cooking? Nope, too much work, try again. 6) No fridge which means, you cant take lef...